An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk in to a bar…
The Englishman asks the barman for a pitcher of lager, the Irishman asks for a shot of whiskey, and the Scotsman asks for half a pint of bitter. Here lies no punchline, just a simple analogy in terms of what I consider the current three politicians are offering us the voters in the upcoming election.
Raised in a family of Labour, I’ve been scared away from Conservatives since the day I was born; mainly due to the Thatcher years and the numerous problems that occurred in Liverpool such as the Toxteth Riots.
However, being the disloyal family member; I decided to approach this election impartially and try to detract myself from any prejudgements I had in regards to David Cameron and the conservative party. Having looked at the manifestos and watched the TV debates, one problem continues to concern me with the conservative party and that is their economic policies; something of paramount importance at a time when a double dip recession is extremely plausible.
Shame on those who fail to learn from history. It is evident that you must ’speculate to accumulate’ in a time of economic uncertainty. Don’t trust me, or the other leaders; the facts from the past recessions of the 1930’s and 1980’s speak for themselves. The UK can merely not afford six years of growing unemployment, particularly when emerging economies are starting to compete even more against our nation. The government must invest, even if at times this seems a waste; our UK government must spend in order for our economy to improve and recover effectively.
And so David Cameron with his quick, short sighted fix of a shot of whiskey is ruled out. His ideologies seem some what naive, and I do agree with Gordon Brown when he says he is a risk to the economy. So, what do I choose, a pitcher or half a bitter?
Here is where my concern lies. Should I consider the likeliness of certain hung parliaments, or do I just be an idealist and vote for who I want, regardless of possible consequences?
My concern with Brown and his half a pint of bitter is that I feel the UK needs change, it needs an Obama, it needs some sort of vision and hope to try and put respect back in to politics. Forget Clegg and his cake tin, I’m sure most would agree he does seem to have the best idea in terms of reforming politics, and for this is what makes me believe Clegg should be prime minister. Scandal has caused mistrust, and I believe for the good of the nation we need a visionary to move forward and forget these past troubles.
Brown however is the one person who knows where the nation currently stands. Not only this, but as a previous chancellor, he has the greatest expertise in terms of the economy. But, its that same old party making ridiculous decisions such as the digital economy bill? This boring weathered face is not what the UK needs. He’s the guy from labour we blame, the guy who we can moan at. While Clegg is someone with a positive ideology for the country, he wants to get a pitcher, he wants to get somewhere, and I want to see that happen.